Pretty is as Pretty Does

Daddy's little girl... or at least her cat!


Looks innocent, doesn't she?  This might be the orneriest cat I know, and yet she remains on the throne around here.  Why?  Because Daddy likes her.  She's supposed to be Mallory's cat, but Mallory knows that's a deal gone bad.  He is such a sucker for a pretty girl! =)  Talk about girls trying to get by on good looks...

She really is funny, though.  She hardly has a voice at all, so she looks up at you and does this little chirp.  She also has a fondness of hiding under things and grabbing your shoes (or socks) as you go by.  Or hiding in wait under the dishwasher door when it's open.  Thus the name Chirpy Twerpy.  

She has so much hair that she looks like she's walking around in her baggie jammies.  I think Michael sees more of a flowing bridal gown or something.  She can just do no wrong in his eyes.  Even though we constantly find her sleeping on the dining room table and knocking folded clothes off the laundry table.  No one else gets away with that!


Oh, well.  I guess until I lose my status with him, I'll just let sleeping cats lie...